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Apr 07 2009

Kumar goes to the White House

Published by sidecarsally at 10:59 pm under Afterthoughts, News Edit This

From the looks of it, there will be no more Harold and Kumar movies. Actor Kal Penn, better known as Kumar, has accepted a new job as associate director in the White House Office of Public Liaison. No, seriously.

Kal also played Dr. Lawrence Kutner on the TV show House. The writers of House congratulated Kal on his new job by making his character commit suicide in the most recent episode. Fans of the show were shocked and deeply saddened by Dr. Kutner’s death, so FOX erected an e-memorial in his honor.

This is really bad news for Harold from the H & K duo. Could you imagine a movie based solely on his character? It would be called Harold’s Boring Adventure and the story would suck because Harold is too big of a pussy to do anything without Kumar.

Thanks a lot Kal Penn. Good luck at the White House, ya dick.

 I think this is a publicity stunt by the White House to get more people to visit the Office of Public Liaison.

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5 Responses to “Kumar goes to the White House”

  1. gabyon 07 Apr 2009 at 11:13 pm edit this

    what the shit!?!?!
    that fucking sucks, and what a dumb way to kill off a character, fucking kumar, letting everyone down.

  2. Lucyon 08 Apr 2009 at 12:14 am edit this

    Depressing episode /:

  3. necrotanicon 08 Apr 2009 at 2:14 am edit this

    What the fuck is the Office of Public Liaison? seriously? And I am pretty politically savvy but this is a new one to me… wait a second, gotta google this shit… oh i see a waste of time. No wonder they got Kumar. Those two movies were the biggest waste of my time, i have ever spent… but yet still. I wouldnt have one of those minutes back. Cos while they fucking hilarious. I own em both. and yes I have seen them more than once. Maybe the new will be about Neil Patrick Harris and Harold…. but its gonna be directed by M Night Shayamalon or whatever the fuck his name is… and for a kicker…. Neil Patrick Harris is a zombie who craves the brains of reefer heads.

    …hey i am fucking trying here man. I am pretty upset over the fact that they wont be a third one! Dont Judge me!!! ah ha ha aha ha

  4. Ron Hanforthon 09 Apr 2009 at 9:55 am edit this

    It’s more than publicity. he’s going to be the front man for pot legalization. Obama can’t officially and publicly show his support for it(yet), but a low level member of his cabinet can..You watch..it will happen.

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