Mar 27 2009
“To whomever it may F-ing concern:”
There’s a million creative ways for a high school senior to play hooky during their final days at school. Out of all the ways to skip class, suicide is the least smart, followed closely by a bomb threat.
Corona del Sol High School in Tempe, Arizona was closed last Friday after administrators found a threatening letter claiming that a bomb was going to destroy the school. They knew it was serious because the letter began with, “To whomever it may fucking concern:”
Administrators were deciding whether or not to handle the note as a serious threat, and then they received a call from Laurin Godson. She was a senior at the school, and claimed that a man was forcing her to call the school and report the bomb.
School was canceled the next day and police began an investigation which led them not to Laurin’s kidnapper, but to Laurin herself - she made the whole thing up. She was arrested yesterday morning at school and spilled the beans about her bogus plot. Her friend Lauren Tamburrelli was also arrested for “helping out.” One held the pencil while the other moved the paper around to form letters and words.
I was shocked to see that these two little yummy-nummies are responsible for such a terrible scheme, but also shocked that neither one of them are the depressed emo-types or gothy outcasts that usually make bomb threats. This is most likely due to the fact that these girls are just really dumb, rather than mentally unstable.
Both girls are facing expulsion and charges of “hoax threats, interfering with an educational institution, threat and intimidation, and false reporting,” according to police.
Bonus Fact: Lauren Tamburrelli has five Myspace pages. The most recent of which is private. Two of the profiles are named “Seabass,” which was a character’s name in the movie Dumb and Dumber. How appropriate.
If anyone wanted to get away with this, they should have tried it in the midst of Columbine when everyone was freaking out about the deaths of multiple pubescent assholes.
In fact, I personally know someone who pulled that on their high school and got away with it, no reprecussions, sometime around the time that all those poor kids got shot up in Colorado. No, it wasn’t me… but it would be sweet if it was.
Lauren is way too pretty. :O
Do you think that these girls were friends because both of their names were pronounced Lauren?
I’m guessing their meeting for the first time played out like this
Lauren: Hi Im Lauren!
Laurin: OMG SO AM I!
Lauren: LIKE WOW! LETS BE BESTIES!
I’ve got some fucktards at my school who want to call and do a bomb threat for a senior prank. I’m excited about graduating and spending my summer having fun and maturing. It sucks though if some people from my class have to go to jail just for a shitty, pointless prank.
I love Sidecarsally!
that ugly one does really look like jeff daniels
just fyi: Lauren Tamburrelli is the gf or ex gf of the drummer of the band the maine
he must be really embarresed
First of all, give the whole, “let’s judge their mugshots” thing a break. There are alSo a lot of errors in this story. They have actually maintained their innocence. Laurin is pretty and she is the sweetest girl ever. Give her a break for not primping for her mugshot. Look her up on myspace her display name is mama LO. I don’t know lauren as well but I don’t have a bad thing to say about her. Give them a break.
Give them a break?
Wait, are you serious?
They called in a fucking BOMB THREAT to miss a day of school, and worse yet, it took TWO of them to do it.
No, you just can’t be serious lol.
Theyre 18 which does make them legally adults but mentally? They just became adults and are expected to act like it while they have no experience in doing so. Yes it was wrong but shame on those suggesting they get locked up for years
Who said they should be locked up for years?
Oh, that’s right, nobody lol.
You basically sound like you think it’s OK to do “immature” things when you’re 18. Well, that’s true. But calling in a BOMB THREAT is not exactly immature. I think “retarded” is a better word.
ha k.
at least we know now that the mugshot really was just a bad pic