Mar 12 2009
Dead man walkin’… no, really.
I was thinking about “jail butter” today, and it got be pondering about AIDS.
With all the anal sex going on in prison, how come you never hear about AIDS epidemics wiping out all the convicts? Have you ever heard of a single prisoner getting AIDS? It has to happen from time to time though. Think about it:
A new prisoner comes in and quickly becomes a “designated bitch.” Could he have AIDS? I don’t know, but let’s pretend he does. Bitches get traded for contraband all the time - things like porn and tobacco. Swapping bitches could easily be spreading AIDS around. It could spread like a wildfire from butthole to butthole.
Terrible to think about. Or awesome, depending on what you like.
Very good question… but its cos they gave the cure to the prisoners…. I dont know about you…. but when I was in the *slammer, i didnt bother doing a blood test on my *Cell Mate before i raped him. …It does make you wonder… how come they haven’t died out yet….
*I was never in the slammer.
*and by Cell Mate I mean myself
I don’t know why I find so much humor in such a short, to the point post. But this may be one of the top 5 funniest things I’ve ever read on here. I wish I had that kind of time to think about things like this… Oh wait…. I do.
that’s so true, lol