Mar 11 2009
Today’s subject: Geometry (love triangles)
A lot of teenage boys wish that they could have sex with one of their teachers, but those wishes don’t usually come true. In Utah, however, a 13-year-old student at Bountiful Middle School has been scoring with two of his teachers!
On Friday, police arrested 46-year-old Linda Nef and 39-year-old Valynne Bowers for having sexual relations with the same 13-year-old boy.
Linda Nef started her relationship with the boy in October 2007, but in December 2008, Bowers began having sex with him too.
Nef was a physical education teacher and Bowers a math teacher, although I would’ve thought the opposite by looking at them.
No wonder these secrets lasted over a year.
When Linda Nef became aware that her little boy-man was performing extra credit on another teacher as well, she was rightfully ashamed for being played by a 13-year-old. So she went to the police station and turned in both herself and Bowers.
Both women are now facing first-class felony rape and sodomy charges - which I’m confused about. Sodomy? Was he sodomizing them? I sure hope so because it’s better than the other way around. But either way, somebody was getting anal.
The ironic part is that while Linda and Valynne are sitting in jail, the boy is probably laughing about it and feeling like a little pimp. Which he totally is. His only mistake was not banging them both at the same time, but he’s young - he’ll learn the rules eventually.
HaHaHaHA
“Nef was a physical education teacher and Bowers a math teacher, although I would’ve thought the opposite by looking at them.”
i loved that… so true…. so true
…Nef… yeah I’d pop her… my standards have lowered over the years
i’ve seen hard times… hard times indeed 
Bah hah haha
Sodomy.. I dont think the judicial system knows the definition of that word…
Wow. I’m just thinking of the awkwardness of the first time. I’m just picturing this situation with different students and teachers at my school. Weird.
Its also weird that a 46 year old would be interested in a 13 year old kid. They charge them with sodomy, but not pedophilia?
sod·om·y (sŏd’ə-mē) Pronunciation Key
n. Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality.
so it was either anal or bestiality
…I guess the one on the right looks kinda animal-ish
haha
keep up the great stories
His only mistake was not banging them both at the same time, but he’s young - he’ll learn the rules eventually.
yes, but being a guy, his little soldier should have taking over the thinking part and came up with a brilliant plan to either bang both of them at the same time, or one then skip to the others house and bang her
That’s totally true! But still impressive at 13, even without the threesome
why were the girls charged with sodomy? O.O
freaky shit, my friend.