Jan 28 2009
Lost your job? Don’t kill yourself (or your kids)!
Unless you’re one of those spoiled rich kids whose parents made you get a part-time job to teach you “responsibility,” getting fired sucks.
One minute, everything is cool and you’ve got money for cigarettes and booze every night. The next minute, you’re scooping up quarters from under the couch cushions and drinking your own urine because there’s only water in the fridge. Why drink your own piss before drinking the water? Well, that is a good question.
Being single and losing your job - like what happened to me a few months ago - isn’t quite as bad. You can start your life over and move to Canada where there are just as many opportunities, and the weed is way better.
A married person who gets fired can usually rely on their spouse’s income for a short while until a new source of income is established. But what if they both lose their jobs at the same time? Well, then you’re just fucked and should kill your entire family and then commit suicide. WRONG.
Meet Ervin and Ana Lupoe, and their five children. They were all killed Monday night in a murder/suicide that was apparently “job-related.”
Ervin and his wife Ana both worked at Kaiser Permanente Hospital in California. According to reports, they were both recently terminated under accusations of fraud. Having no hope for a stable future, they decided to kill themselves and their children.
On Monday night, Ervin went into each of his childrens’ rooms and shot them with a revolver. He also killed his wife, and then wrote a two-page suicide note and faxed it to a local News station.
Before killing himself, he called police - reporting that he found his family dead. When they arrived four minutes later, Ervin was also dead from a self-inflicted gunshot.
In the suicide note, Ervin Lupoe claimed that he and his wife decided life just wasn’t worth living anymore.
So why not just kill yourselves and leave the kids out of your crazy shenanigans? Ervin writes, “Why leave our children in someone else’s hands?”
Well if you put it like that, Ervin…
FAIL.
Well,
maybe none of this would have happened if that female had decided to go ahead and just take that copper ring in her womanhood after popping out more kids than her welfare check could handle…
BIRTH CONTROL–it’s 20 fucking dollars at Planned Parenthood.
This goes back to vaginas not being clown cars, right?
What ever happened to old fashioned BANK ROBBERY!!!..SERIOUS!!!..What ever happened to going to the bank and robbing it, O.K. i know nowadays thats stupid, but the local GAS STATION?LIQUOR STORE!!…cruise in there with a .45 and wear a ski mask, I’m shure the 2 dollar a hour clerk could care less!!…Unreal, kill the kids??????????, just as i always said, america is turning into wimps.
that’s so fucking selfish… pieces of shit.
that pissed me off
jaja
that got me so angry