Jan 16 2009
Boy George goes to jail, loves it
Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in jail today for an act that the judge considered “gratuitously violent.”
Apparently, some people consider handcuffing a male prostitute to your wall and hitting him with a chain is violent. I always thought that was a normal part of gay sex.
The microphone would be too easy to change in Photoshop.
Boy George and his male Norwegian escort Audun Carlsen got retarded together on some illegal drugs and then things got out of hand when George noticed that his computer had been tampered with. According to Audun, here’s what happened:
George (British accent): “Oy! Wot the fock? You been messin’ with me computer, mate? I’ll hit you with this chain!”
Audun (Norwegian accent): “Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?”
George: “That’s my song, ya bleedin’ wanker. ‘Fess up!” *Hits Audun with chain*
Audun: “Oww, don’t hit me with a chain if you aren’t going to drip melted wax on my balls and pinch my nipples too.”
Gay people always have the best drama.
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
LMFAO
LMFAOOOOOOO…OH MAN
yay i’m glad you posted this story! i heard about this months ago and forgot to find out how long he was sentenced for.
just the thought of that situation makes me want to throw up everything i’ve ever eaten.
ok anyways thanks! (:
hahaha oh my god. the “loves it!” really just makes this my favorite this month.
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/52000/Boy-George-Sentenced–52072.jpg
Audun (Norwegian accent): “Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?”
ROTFLMAO! omg I’m laughin so hard I’m crying! where do you come up with this shit? I love your humor!