Dec 11 2008
Child eats rat poison at child-care center
If you have kids, then you know that toddlers like to eat everything.
Cat turds in the litter box aren’t safe from little Bobby.
Better pick up that dog poo in the backyard too because you don’t want baby Sarah mistaking it for a Tootsie Roll.
The only thing worse than baby vomit is baby vomit with dog crap in it.
1-year-old Bianca Martinez is currently recovering from ingesting rat poison at a child-care center inside the Aspen Athletic Club in Iowa.
The Aspen Athletic Club provides an area for children to be supervised while their parents exercise in the same facility. Bianca had been sitting near some play equipment, when she found a poisonous “bait station” and ate some of it.
When Bianca’s dad picked her up on Tuesday night, he noticed something blue around her mouth. She fell ill 30 minutes later and was taken to the hospital.
If there was a giant universal book for child-care, I think “HIDE THE RAT POISON” would be on the first page.
It’s like Michael Jackson’s playroom, but with a tub of rat poison instead of lube.
I think we can all learn an important lesson from this: Take your kids to a quality daycare.
A quality daycare is one that is operated exclusively by old women. Although they aren’t always the nicest, they never make mistakes around children. There’s always the risk of a granny having a heart attack or stroke, but it’s good to teach kids about death.
Grannies also make the best cookies. It wasnt mentioned and definitely need to be mentioned. If I see a granny making cookies through a window I just walk in and get to know her over her cookies and the milk I brought with me.
Oh man, that’s a great idea. And if they have a heart attack, you get all the cookies! Just don’t leave any fingerprints at the scene.
“but it’s good to teach kids about death.”
It’s also good to teach kids not to eat rat poison. Consider it an educational experience.
Wow i havent been on in SO long.
And lmfao, Nick is totally right.
Cookies is a MUST
You guys can keep the cookies, I want the granny panties!!
My grandmothers saliva was actually formula 409..Every time she came near me, she would lick her thumb and wipe shit off my face. It was either 409 or pine sol..not sure which…then she would pinch my cheeks. *shrug*
Think about it, they don’t call them rug rats for nothing!!