Dec 10 2008
Study shows connection between fat and greedy
Asking someone why they’re fat can be a dangerous question. On one hand, some people are overweight because of a medical condition. On the other hand, most people are fat because they eat unhealthy foods and never exercise.
There’s also a third group of fat people that pretend to have medical conditions, but are really just gluttonous liars.
Cankles are making a comeback in 2009.
I’m lucky to have my lean figure. If it weren’t for my high metabolism, I would be a fat shit that never bathed or left the house. Blogging and browsing porn sites all day would be my hobbies.
Basically, I’d be the same person, but fatter.
With all the negative effects obesity has on your health, I consider it similar to smoking. People know the dangers of smoking, but they continue their unhealthy habits because the repercussions aren’t apparent until much later.
The main difference between smoking and eating is that you look a lot cooler smoking a lung dart than smashing a cheeseburger in your mouth.
“Slow down Jenny, you’re gonna eat the wrapper!”
So, why aren’t more people at the gym right now, shedding those extra rolls? According to U.S. Researchers, it’s because people aren’t getting paid enough money to lose weight.
A recent experiment took two groups of obese individuals and set a four-month weight goal for each group. One group was awarded money if they met their weight-loss goal. The other group got nothing for their efforts. The rewarded group lost significantly more weight.
However, only 50% of people from each group met their weight goals. This shows that money will not get more people to lose weight, but it will stimulate the motivated 50% to lose more weight. Get it?
This reveals a lot about many Americans’ state of mind. Some people are just so lazy and unhealthy that they can’t even be paid to exercise.
The promise of being able to see my penis in the shower again would be enough to get me on a treadmill.
lol, nom nom nom. fuckin fatties.
“There’s also a third group of fat people that pretend to have medical conditions, but are really just gluttonous liars.”
I would guess this group makes up the majority. About 19 in every 1,000 women have an underactive thyroid, so statistically I should know maybe 1 or 2 instead of the dozens of fatties that claim to have one.
And I’ll happily gain weight if someone will pay for me to lose it again.
nom nom nom nom nom
That’s seriously the funniest shit I’ve like ever seen.
Even those put onto the biggest loser, they lose the weight and are given all the knowledge of how to stay healthy but some of them have put all the weight back on. Some of them once sent home don’t lose the weight for the finale either.
Jenny IS hot.
Anyways, this is too sad.
Well you know I just had to come see you. Silly me. You are an opinionated funny guy. Probably why I like you. We may not always agree (probably never LOL) but I still like your outspoken attitude. My mom was like that too.