Dec 02 2008
I can’t wait to get old
We’ve all heard horror stories about the cruel treatment in nursing homes. The caregivers act super sweet to the visitors, but when visiting hours are over, they go back to torturing the old folks. This makes me think of Ben Stiller’s character in the movie Happy Gilmore.
Hopefully you’ve seen the movie :/
I never took those stories very seriously until I read about the Good Samaritan Society nursing home in Albert Lea, Minnesota. Yesterday, charges were brought against six young female caregivers who are accused of performing unspeakable acts on several patients.
Before I continue, there are Good Samaritan nursing homes all over. I checked their website to see what they had to say about the infamous Albert Lea, MN location. Immediately, I was greeted by a happy image:
Bye Grandma, go back to getting abused again. See you next Christmas!
Then, there’s a few brief paragraphs about why you should take your unwanted elders to the Good Samaritan in Albert Lea. Most of it is bullshit, so I’m going to alter it and include the caregiver’s allegations. Then, we’ll see if you still wanna drop ol’ granny off at a nursing home.
Good Samaritan Society – Albert Lea is located on the north side of Albert Lea, Minnesota, where the residents delight in the peace and quiet of the countryside while appreciating the convenience of being abused every night.
Enjoy a scolding hot bath while the caregivers scrub your genitals until you achieve erection for the first time in decades! Ladies, have your sagging breasts poked and laughed at by the caregivers while they spit in your mouth and call you embarrassing names.
Every patient is treated equal, so whether it’s your turn to get spanked or have a finger shoved in your rectum, our caregivers will get to you eventually.
What kind of sicko sticks their fingers in an 85-year-old’s bum? I’ll bet you’re wondering what these perverts look like. Four of the six caregivers were minors, but let’s check out the other two:
Special bonus: Add the girl on the left to your Myspace!
Wait a minute. This changes everything for me.
Call me, sick, but I truly would not mind to be 85-years-old and have a couple of decent-looking girls putting their fingers in me and spanking me.
Please don’t tell me that I’m the only one who feels this way. Old ladies, I don’t know what to say. It sucks for you gals, but for the old men? I sure hope they aren’t complaining.
“Nurse, I think it’s time for my vigorous boner-scrubbing sponge bath!”
Oh my god i am so adding her lmfao.
And i’m sure they guys didn’t mind at all.
Poor guys haven’t gotten anything in years.
I’m sure they somewhat enjoyed it, haha.
I love your mind.
jajaja lmfao
and i love happy gilmore
i was actually watching it yerterday
what is the purpose of this posting? I have to ask because of the comments left.
This does actually happen in nursing homes as well as in their private homes by personal care aides.
mariemyers, we all know this happens in real life. i never said it didn’t.
the POST obviously has a purpose - to inform you on an event and read my thoughts about it.
MY question is, what is the purpose of your comment, besides stating what I already said?
OMG!
Your comment:
“Don’t go onto a humor blog, asking why people are making fun of unfortunate events. Stick to writing your seriously BORING stuff.”
I did not criticize I simply asked a question. Jumping on me online makes you look bad just as if you think you make me look.
You don’t know me, just as I don’t know you there is no purpose for your comment.
Are you serious!!???..That girl on the left abused old people??..She is pretty, they are the evil ones, thats why fat girls give the best head
i would agree to have a coupel of hotties spanking me an jerkin my gerkin at 85 i would be complaining, just lying all the time
“NURSE IM DIRTY I NEED A BATH”
“OKAY I’LL BE RIGHT THERE”
“DAMN SCRAIT YOU WILL BE BITCH NOW SWALLOW MY NUTS!”
Boner alert.
actually after reading your myspace > http://www.myspace.com/organicscent I feel like I know you very well!!