Nov 29 2008
Toys “R” Us shootout
As if Wal-Mart workers being trampled to death isn’t bad enough, I was just informed of two more deaths on Black Friday.
Two men fatally shot each other inside of a Toys “R” Us store in California around 11:30AM yesterday. Both men were standing near the check-out with their women, when a catfight erupted between the gals. Since being macho means protecting your bitch, both men pulled guns and shot each other. Picture one of those old Western movies, but inside a Toys “R” Us store.
I’d like to make a comment about the fact that women started this whole thing. But before you call me sexist, think about this: The men escalated the situation and ended up traumatizing a crowd of parents and children.
So, if women can drive men to do such insane things as firing guns in a toy store, just to show prove who’s got a bigger dick, doesn’t that mean women actually have ultimate control over men?
This story is further evidence that the only person who should be allowed to own a gun is me.
hahah wow what fucking dick fisters.
customer#1:”hey is that teh last transformer action figure?”
customer#2:”…”*BANG*
customer#1:*BANG*
customer#2:*BANG*
customer#1:*BANG*
customer#2:*BANG*
CASHIER: “om gawd… im not cleaning that!”
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Impressive post.
We women love having the control. The wild west in Toys R Us it’s really sad.
We’re brain ninjas